Marvelous Things

Wait, you're saying to yourself. Is that a bra with a built-in speaker?
YES. IT. IS.

Sarahlayne teaches you how to make a Musical Bra (tagline: "The Musical Bra plays music when touched!") using little more than some stretchable fabric, a toy keyboard, and soldering iron. Although her demo (as you can see) is a sports bra, "a front snap bra will make the bra easier to take on and off" - she really has your needs in mind.

(You can thank me later.)