Friday, May 28, 2010

Tonight / Not Again

SUPPLEMENTARY PROGRAM NOTES FOR HUSBANDS FORCED TO ATTEND THIS EVENING'S PERFORMANCE OF HAYDN'S MISSA CELLENSIS by Howard Zaharoff

("Whom would you prefer singing solo in this mass, Beverly Sills or Renée Fleming? Is either Flemish? Would that affect their singing? Suppose they came to blows over who had the better voice: Would Renée's youth and smarts best Beverly's age and sagacity? Or would Beverly win, because it's creepy to fight dead people? " I laughed out loud.)

(thanks, maureen!)

1 comment:

  1. Anytime lovely! Hope you made it across the great blue sea safely!

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