Friday, May 14, 2010

We'll Be Together / And I'll Be So Twitterpated

#operaplot
Is exactly what you think it is. Highlights from the 2010 winners!

Father is less than enthusiastic about son’s love affair with aging, bankrupt, terminally ill prostitute. Can you believe it? [La Traviata]

So I wrote this guy this EPIC love letter & he’s like “No thanks”, but now I’m married & rich & he’s all “OMG I LURV U!!” WTF? [Eugene Onegin]

Idealistic poets take note: apparently “I wish to end economic injustice” sounds a lot like “just go ahead and kill me” in french [Andrea Chenier]

Sorry 2 drop this on u babe, but I'm *technically* still married to a suicidal 16 y/o geisha & turns out she had my kid. Oops? [Madama Butterfly]

(All of 'em! at The Omniscient Mussel)

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