Well You Can Knock Me Down

Thanks to My DNA Fragrance, you too can smell like Elvis. Sort of.

"Blue Suede is King of Cologne. From the first sniff, Blue Suede's various notes will impress every woman's senses. The vibration of this fragrance will moisten their every thought. The secret formation is discernible once it is applied to the skin. Several minutes later it will create an attractiveness that will last all day.

Blue Suede is custom engineered from the DNA genetic code of the King of Rock-N-Roll, Elvis Presley."

This description is wrong on so many levels.